a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
today in school I learned that if you do not want to have sex with your boyfriend you’re supposed to put your hands up and say “I do not wish to become sexually active” so I’ve been practicing
after taking about 20 of these I realized that this might be why I’ve never had a boyfriend
i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls